There's cocaine in my fentanyl™
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"There's cocaine in my fentanyl" is a funny sayings t-shirt that runs a real warning backward. What does "There's cocaine in my fentanyl" mean? The warning people actually hear is the reverse: fentanyl turns up inside other drugs, cocaine included, and that contamination kills people. Flip the nouns and the speaker greets it like a free upgrade. That is a dark humor t-shirt with a flat delivery, and a witty t-shirt for anyone who laughs at the headline instead of flinching. Among funny sayings t-shirts for men, it quotes the news backward.
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