There's cocaine in my fentanyl™
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"There's cocaine in my fentanyl" is a funny sayings trucker hat that runs a real warning backward. What does "There's cocaine in my fentanyl" mean? The warning people actually hear is the reverse: fentanyl turns up inside other drugs, cocaine included, and that contamination kills people. Flip the nouns and the speaker greets it like a free upgrade. That is a dark humor trucker hat with a flat delivery, and a witty trucker hat for anyone who laughs at the headline instead of flinching. Among funny sayings trucker hats for men, it quotes the news backward.
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