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There's cocaine in my fentanyl™

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Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"There's cocaine in my fentanyl" is a funny sayings trucker hat that runs a real warning backward. What does "There's cocaine in my fentanyl" mean? The warning people actually hear is the reverse: fentanyl turns up inside other drugs, cocaine included, and that contamination kills people. Flip the nouns and the speaker greets it like a free upgrade. That is a dark humor trucker hat with a flat delivery, and a witty trucker hat for anyone who laughs at the headline instead of flinching. Among funny sayings trucker hats for men, it quotes the news backward.

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