Tis better to have loved
and aborted than to
have never loved at all™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Tis better to have loved and aborted than to have never loved at all" bends a famous line from Tennyson. In his 1850 poem In Memoriam the line ends "loved and lost", a consolation for grief. This version means the consolation for grief has become a shrug about a pregnancy ended by choice, delivered in a poet's cadence. That makes a funny dating sweatshirt for the poet with a dark streak, and a sarcastic dating sweatshirt for readers who like their verse ruined. Funny dating sweatshirts for men rarely quote poetry. A funny family sweatshirt for anyone who laughs at the topics nobody brings to dinner.
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