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Tis better to have loved
and aborted than to
have never loved at all™

Hoodie

$60
$60.00
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Style

Shirt Hoodie Sweat
Shirt Long Sleeve Hat Mug
Color
Size
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details

Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Tis better to have loved and aborted than to have never loved at all" bends a famous line from Tennyson. In his 1850 poem In Memoriam the line ends "loved and lost", a consolation for grief. This version means the consolation for grief has become a shrug about a pregnancy ended by choice, delivered in a poet's cadence. That makes a funny dating hoodie for the poet with a dark streak, and a sarcastic dating hoodie for readers who like their verse ruined. Funny dating hoodies for men rarely quote poetry. A funny family hoodie for anyone who laughs at the topics nobody brings to dinner.

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