Tis better to have loved
and aborted than to
have never loved at all™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Tis better to have loved and aborted than to have never loved at all" bends a famous line from Tennyson. In his 1850 poem In Memoriam the line ends "loved and lost", a consolation for grief. This version means the consolation for grief has become a shrug about a pregnancy ended by choice, delivered in a poet's cadence. That makes a funny dating t-shirt for the poet with a dark streak, and a sarcastic dating t-shirt for readers who like their verse ruined. Funny dating t-shirts for men rarely quote poetry. A funny family t-shirt for anyone who laughs at the topics nobody brings to dinner.
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