• Black snapback trucker hat with the embroidered saying Tis better to have loved and aborted than to have never loved at all
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Tis better to have loved
and aborted than to
have never loved at all™

Hat

$32
$32.00
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Style

Shirt Hoodie Sweat
Shirt Long Sleeve Hat Mug
Color

Details

Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Tis better to have loved and aborted than to have never loved at all" bends a famous line from Tennyson. In his 1850 poem In Memoriam the line ends "loved and lost", a consolation for grief. This version means the consolation for grief has become a shrug about a pregnancy ended by choice, delivered in a poet's cadence. That makes a funny dating trucker hat for the poet with a dark streak, and a sarcastic dating trucker hat for readers who like their verse ruined. Funny dating trucker hats for men rarely quote poetry. A funny family trucker hat for anyone who laughs at the topics nobody brings to dinner.

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