Cocaine is my coffee™
Hoodie
Regular price
$60
Regular price
Sale price
$60.00
Unit price
per
Free shipping for orders $75+
Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Cocaine is my coffee" is a funny coffee hoodie that confesses a morning ritual in the worst possible words. What does "Cocaine is my coffee" mean? It means the morning cup is not a beverage, it is a dependency, and the speaker will not be taking questions until the caffeine lands. A caffeine humor hoodie dressed as a confession, and a witty coffee hoodie for men and women who set the pot on a timer. Funny coffee hoodies for men describe their sleep schedule as aspirational.
