Cocaine is my coffee™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
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Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Cocaine is my coffee" is a funny coffee t-shirt that exaggerates a caffeine habit until it sounds like a rap sheet. What does "Cocaine is my coffee" mean? The speaker swaps the morning cup for the hard stuff, because nothing else explains being awake. Both are stimulants, but only one has a drive-through. Call it a caffeine humor t-shirt for the 6 a.m. shift and a witty coffee t-shirt for men and women who count the refills. Funny coffee t-shirts for men treat decaf as a personal insult. This one calls decaf a rumor.
