Cocaine is my coffee™
Mug
Regular price
$16
Regular price
Sale price
$16.00
Unit price
per
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Cocaine is my coffee" is a funny coffee mug that confesses a morning ritual in the worst possible words. What does "Cocaine is my coffee" mean? It means the morning cup is not a beverage, it is a dependency, and the speaker will not be taking questions until the caffeine lands. A caffeine humor coffee mug dressed as a confession, and a witty coffee mug for men and women who set the pot on a timer. Funny coffee mugs for men describe their sleep schedule as aspirational.
