Cocaine is my coffee™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Cocaine is my coffee" is a funny coffee sweatshirt that exaggerates a caffeine habit until it sounds like a rap sheet. What does "Cocaine is my coffee" mean? The speaker swaps the morning cup for the hard stuff, because nothing else explains being awake. Both are stimulants, but only one has a drive-through. Call it a caffeine humor sweatshirt for the 6 a.m. shift and a witty coffee sweatshirt for men and women who count the refills. Funny coffee sweatshirts for men treat decaf as a personal insult. This one calls decaf a rumor.
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