Cocaine is my coffee™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Cocaine is my coffee" is a funny coffee trucker hat that exaggerates a caffeine habit until it sounds like a rap sheet. What does "Cocaine is my coffee" mean? The speaker swaps the morning cup for the hard stuff, because nothing else explains being awake. Both are stimulants, but only one has a drive-through. Call it a caffeine humor trucker hat for the 6 a.m. shift and a witty coffee trucker hat for men and women who count the refills. Funny coffee trucker hats for men treat decaf as a personal insult. This one calls decaf a rumor.
