If I'm not smoking,
I'm quitting™
Mug
Style
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" is a funny smoking coffee mug about a habit with only two settings. What does "If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" mean? Either the cigarette is lit or the speaker is in the middle of quitting, and the second state never outlasts the next craving. Quitting becomes the commercial break between smokes. That is a smoking humor coffee mug that admits the pattern, and a sarcastic smoking coffee mug for the smoker whose last cigarette keeps turning up again. Funny smoking coffee mugs for men and women seldom confess this plainly.
