If I'm not smoking,
I'm quitting™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" is a funny smoking sweatshirt about a habit with only two settings. What does "If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" mean? Either the cigarette is lit or the speaker is in the middle of quitting, and the second state never outlasts the next craving. Quitting becomes the commercial break between smokes. That is a smoking humor sweatshirt that admits the pattern, and a sarcastic smoking sweatshirt for the smoker whose last cigarette keeps turning up again. Funny smoking sweatshirts for men and women seldom confess this plainly.
