If I'm not smoking,
I'm quitting™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" is a funny smoking t-shirt about a habit with only two settings. What does "If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" mean? Either the cigarette is lit or the speaker is in the middle of quitting, and the second state never outlasts the next craving. Quitting becomes the commercial break between smokes. That is a smoking humor t-shirt that admits the pattern, and a sarcastic smoking t-shirt for the smoker whose last cigarette keeps turning up again. Funny smoking t-shirts for men and women seldom confess this plainly.
