If I'm not smoking,
I'm quitting™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" is a funny smoking trucker hat about a habit with only two settings. What does "If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" mean? Either the cigarette is lit or the speaker is in the middle of quitting, and the second state never outlasts the next craving. Quitting becomes the commercial break between smokes. That is a smoking humor trucker hat that admits the pattern, and a sarcastic smoking trucker hat for the smoker whose last cigarette keeps turning up again. Funny smoking trucker hats for men and women seldom confess this plainly.
