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If I'm not smoking,
I'm quitting™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
Regular price Sale price $42.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" is a funny smoking long sleeve shirt about a habit with only two settings. What does "If I'm not smoking, I'm quitting" mean? Either the cigarette is lit or the speaker is in the middle of quitting, and the second state never outlasts the next craving. Quitting becomes the commercial break between smokes. That is a smoking humor long sleeve shirt that admits the pattern, and a sarcastic smoking long sleeve shirt for the smoker whose last cigarette keeps turning up again. Funny smoking long sleeve shirts for men and women seldom confess this plainly.

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