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I'm not cold, I'm on meth™
Hoodie
Regular price
$60
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$60.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Winter is the alibi, and "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" ruins it on purpose. What does "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" mean? When someone shivers, the reasonable answer is cold, and the speaker picks the worst possible explanation. This funny sayings hoodie is a sarcastic hoodie for the friend who ends a polite chat with a shock, a witty hoodie for the unfiltered, and funny sayings hoodies for women with no patience for small talk say it plainly. Small talk does not recover.
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