I'm not cold, I'm on meth™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I'm not cold, I'm on meth" answers a question nobody asked in the darkest way available. What does "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" mean? The speaker is shivering, and the obvious guess is weather, which they refuse. A sarcastic trucker hat that goes straight for the awkward silence, this funny sayings trucker hat is a witty trucker hat for people who like their jokes extreme, and funny sayings trucker hats for women pass it around quietly. The silence is included.
