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I'm not cold, I'm on meth™
Longsleeve
Regular price
$42
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Sale price
$42.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The reply to are you cold? is not what anyone planned for: "I'm not cold, I'm on meth". What does "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" mean? The speaker dismisses the weather and offers a darker reason for the shaking. A witty long sleeve shirt for the person whose humor starts after midnight, this funny sayings long sleeve shirt is a sarcastic long sleeve shirt that stays deadpan, and funny sayings long sleeve shirts for women with a dark streak will repeat it. Bring a sweater, or don't.
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