I'm not cold, I'm on meth™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I'm not cold, I'm on meth" flips a polite denial into a confession no one wanted. What does "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" mean? Someone is shaking, the weather is the obvious reason, and the speaker offers a much worse one with a straight face. This funny sayings t-shirt is a sarcastic t-shirt for people who answer how are you with the darkest option, and funny sayings t-shirts for women do not get blunter. A witty t-shirt is mostly about timing, and the timing is a shiver. The room, politely, moves one seat over.
