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I'm not cold, I'm on meth™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A hot mug for a cold excuse: "I'm not cold, I'm on meth". What does "I'm not cold, I'm on meth" mean? The speaker is shaking, the room is chilly, and the explanation offered is the least comforting one possible. This funny sayings coffee mug is a witty coffee mug for the morning grump and a sarcastic coffee mug for coworkers who think blankets are a conspiracy. Funny sayings coffee mugs for women make the breakroom very quiet. The breakroom thermostat is innocent.

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