Poppers are the
quickest way to my ass™
Hoodie
Style
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Romance, but quicker: "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass". What does "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" mean? The familiar line says the way to someone's heart goes through something sweet or sincere. Here the heart becomes the ass, and the shortcut is poppers, an inhalant from the club scene that relaxes the muscles, that one included. It is an adult humor hoodie that says it without saying it, a witty hoodie for the dance floor, and a funny sayings hoodie that skips the preamble. Funny sayings hoodies for adults get to the point. Dinner is for later.
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