Poppers are the
quickest way to my ass™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A dance-floor shortcut with a brim over it: "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass". What does "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" mean? It takes the old line about the quickest way to someone's heart and trades heart for ass, with poppers, the club inhalant known for relaxing the sphincter, as the express route. This funny sayings trucker hat is an adult humor trucker hat for the nightclub crowd and a witty trucker hat for the one who says it outright. Funny sayings trucker hats for adults rarely get to the point faster. Heart not required.
