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Poppers are the
quickest way to my ass™

Mug

Regular price $16
Regular price Sale price $16.00
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Not what the morning crowd expected on a coffee cup: "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass". What does "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" mean? It bends the familiar line about the quickest way to someone's heart, swaps heart for ass, and names poppers, an inhalant famous on dance floors for relaxing the sphincter, as the route. It is an adult humor coffee mug for the friend who says what the room is thinking, a witty coffee mug with no filter, and a funny sayings coffee mug. Funny sayings coffee mugs for adults rarely belong at brunch.

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