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Poppers are the
quickest way to my ass™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
Regular price Sale price $50.00
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A pickup line with a pharmacy behind it: "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass". What does "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" mean? It rewrites the familiar line about the quickest way to someone's heart and replaces heart with ass, and the shortcut named is poppers, a club inhalant known for relaxing muscles, the anus among them. This funny sayings sweatshirt is an adult humor sweatshirt that points without pointing, and a witty sweatshirt for the late shift on the dance floor. Funny sayings sweatshirts for adults keep it blunt. Flowers are not mentioned.

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