Poppers are the
quickest way to my ass™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" swaps one word in a flirting line, a funny sayings t-shirt for the club crowd. What does "Poppers are the quickest way to my ass" mean? The line is usually about the quickest way to someone's heart. Poppers are little bottles of inhalant, a fixture of the disco scene, known for relaxing the muscles, the anus included, so the heart gets replaced by the part that matters on the dance floor. That is an adult humor t-shirt and a witty t-shirt for anyone who reads the bottle, and funny sayings t-shirts for adults rarely need a caption.
