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This sugar smells
like gasoline™

Hoodie

Regular price $60
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Never trust a recipe that starts with a sniff: "This sugar smells like gasoline". What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Sugar is for coffee and cookies, and no one smells it before baking, so a speaker who sniffs the bag and reports gasoline is hinting that the white powder in the pantry is cocaine, not sugar. This funny food hoodie stays in the kitchen as an adult humor hoodie, and a foodie humor hoodie gives the baker an alibi. A funny food hoodie for women who bake serious things already knows the joke.

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