This sugar smells
like gasoline™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"This sugar smells like gasoline" is a sniff-test joke about a bag of white powder with a label it does not deserve. What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Nobody smells their sugar before baking, and a bag that smells like gasoline is not sugar. The wink is that the powder is cocaine in a sugar costume. Dressed as a pantry staple, it is a funny food t-shirt, a foodie humor t-shirt with a rap-sheet streak and an adult humor t-shirt for the pantry. Women who bake check the jar twice, and a funny food t-shirt for women who bake says so.
