This sugar smells
like gasoline™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The white powder on the counter has a smell, and it is not vanilla: "This sugar smells like gasoline". What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Real sugar smells like nothing in particular, so a bag that smells like gasoline raises questions about what is in the jar, and the nudge is that the powder is cocaine and not baking supplies. That is a funny food sweatshirt with a straight face, a foodie humor sweatshirt that left the recipe card at home, and an adult humor sweatshirt for the pantry. A funny food sweatshirt for women who do not ask follow-up questions goes best with a locked pantry.
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