This sugar smells
like gasoline™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The recipe calls for sugar and the nose disagrees: "This sugar smells like gasoline". What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Good sugar has almost no smell, so a bag that smells like gasoline suggests the white powder inside is cocaine with a sugar label, and the speaker hints at it without saying so. This funny food long sleeve shirt is a foodie humor long sleeve shirt for the baker with a past. The adult humor long sleeve shirt reading belongs to the pantry, and a funny food long sleeve shirt for women who bake without questions keeps the secret in the jar.
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