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This sugar smells
like gasoline™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Sniff the bag, then reconsider the recipe: "This sugar smells like gasoline". What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Sugar smells like almost nothing, so a bag that smells like gasoline hints that the white powder is cocaine and not sugar, a drug joke dressed as a baking tip. A funny food trucker hat puts that suspicion up front. A foodie humor trucker hat gives it a kitchen alibi and an adult humor trucker hat adds the wink. A funny food trucker hat for women keeps a straight face.

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