This sugar smells
like gasoline™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Sniff the bag, then reconsider the recipe: "This sugar smells like gasoline". What does "This sugar smells like gasoline" mean? Sugar smells like almost nothing, so a bag that smells like gasoline hints that the white powder is cocaine and not sugar, a drug joke dressed as a baking tip. A funny food trucker hat puts that suspicion up front. A foodie humor trucker hat gives it a kitchen alibi and an adult humor trucker hat adds the wink. A funny food trucker hat for women keeps a straight face.
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