funny gifts for new dads (18)
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Funny new dad hoodie gifts, explained
Funny hoodies suit new dads who pace the hallway at 3 a.m. with a baby on one shoulder and a plan on the other. "Spending my kid's inheritance" hits harder on a new dad: the baby has nothing yet, and he has already spent it. "Living my parents' American dream" credits his parents with the plan: they worked for a better life, and he is living it from a nursery chair. Pouch pocket, flat drawstrings, fleece-lined interior: the face itself is 100% cotton, the one thing about this week he can count on.
Funny gifts for new dads: hoodie questions
Is a hoodie a good gift for a new dad?
Yes. The hoodie is the layer for the nursery chair and the late walk, and the pouch pocket holds a phone, the keys and a spare pacifier.
What does "Having my monthly midlife crisis" mean?
It puts the crisis on a calendar, with a reminder and a snack. A man who became a father this year can fit it in between feedings and still have room for the sports car research.
What does "Don't tell my mom" mean?
A grown man confesses a small crime, such as skipping the burp cloth, and begs the room to keep it from his own mother. Now he is a father, and his mother has a new reason to watch.
What size hoodie should I buy a new dad?
Take the hoodie he lives in and check its width and length on the size guide. Cut unisex in XS to 3XL, the hoodie covers the dad who still fits his college sweats and the dad who stopped checking.
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