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Funny new dad trucker hat gifts, explained
The baby is asleep on his chest and the fantasy lineup is due in four minutes, so a new dad has exactly one hand free for a hat. "Fantasy Football Captain" leads a league of imaginary teams from the couch. "Undrafted sports star" is the career he narrates from the stands, in the draft class he never made, to a newborn who is not listening. These funny trucker hats are embroidered on a structured front over mesh panels, with a curved visor, an adjustable snapback and a 60% cotton, 40% polyester blend.
Funny gifts for new dads: trucker hat questions
Do the trucker hats come in sizes for a new dad?
No. With an adjustable snapback, a hat bought before the baby arrives still fits when the dad does, with no number to guess and no exchange to arrange.
What does "Fantasy Football Captain" mean?
It names the man who manages a fantasy league, which is a game of picking real players for an imaginary team. A new dad can run it one-handed during a feeding.
What does "I miss the green more than I miss you" mean for a new dad?
The green is the putting surface on a golf course, and the line ranks it above the person asking. For a new dad, the course is closed until the baby sleeps through the night, and the hat is a form of mourning.
What does "Divot Daddy" mean?
A divot is the strip of turf a golf club tears loose, and the title goes to the father who leaves the most of them. The hat belongs to the dad who leaves a trail of them on every fairway.
How do I clean a trucker hat?
Wash it by hand, never in a machine: a gentle wash in cool to lukewarm water, one drop of mild detergent, then clear water to rinse. Bleach and scrubbing stay out of it.
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