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Funny new dad long sleeve shirt gifts, explained
In one year he became a father and middle-aged, and a long sleeve shirt is how he announces both. "Going through a midlife crisis" is the status update, filed with a newborn in the next room. "Lost hair, reward if found" tapes the lost-pet flyer to a hairline that left with the sleep, and nobody has called the number yet. As gifts for new dads, these funny long sleeve shirts give a layer for the nursery chair and a punchline for the grandparents. The shirt comes in cotton with a regular unisex fit.
Funny gifts for new dads: long sleeve shirt questions
What does "Lost hair, reward if found" mean?
It borrows the lost-pet flyer and puts a hairline on it. The reward is optional, and nobody expects the hair to return, which is why it works for new dads.
Is a long sleeve shirt a good gift for a new dad?
Pick it for the dad who wants sleeves for the nursery chair and a joke for the visitors. It fits under a jacket on the drive home from the hospital.
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
XS to 2XL is the whole chart, cut as one regular unisex fit. Put a shirt he already owns beside the size guide and read off chest width and length.
How should a long sleeve shirt be washed?
Wash cold with mild detergent, turn the shirt inside out and skip the bleach. A new dad has no time for ironing, but if he finds some, it goes low, inside out and without steam.
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