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Funny new dad sweatshirt gifts, explained
Memory left the house with the last full night of sleep, and a new dad is running on whatever stayed behind. "I remembered to forget" is a clean contradiction: the brain recalled the task and then dropped it, the exact order of events in a nursery. "My response is always immature" owns the dad whose reaction to the first burp was applause, and whose second reaction was to film it. Funny sweatshirts make gifts for new dads who need a 100% cotton face, fleece inside and no hood in the way.
Funny gifts for new dads: sweatshirt questions
What does "I remembered to forget" mean?
It describes a brain that recalls the errand, then loses it. The first half proves the effort and the second half shows the result, which is every new dad before coffee.
Is a sweatshirt a good gift for a new dad?
Yes, for the dad who prefers a clean neckline to a hood. It has the same fleece-lined cotton as the hoodie, with the whole chest left for the joke.
What size sweatshirt should a new dad wear?
Hold a sweatshirt he likes up to the size guide and compare chest width and length. Sizing is unisex and runs XS to 3XL, and the tag is the only part of it he will have time to read.
Can a new dad sweatshirt be returned?
Yes, inside 21 days of delivery. Approved returns come back as a gift card, a damaged item is refunded or replaced, and a wrong size simply becomes store credit.
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