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Funny new dad mug gifts, explained
At 3 a.m. a new dad needs a refill, not a speech, which is why funny mugs beat greeting cards. "It's not rocket surgery" scrambles rocket science and brain surgery into a phrase no engineer or doctor would sign, for the father who calls swaddling simple and asks for the diagram. "On my parent's phone plan" is a grown man still on mom and dad's bill, now with a baby on his lap. The mug is black glossy ceramic with a C-shaped handle and holds 11 oz, the right amount for the middle of the night.
Funny gifts for new dads: mug questions
Is a mug a good gift for a new dad?
He will use it at 3 a.m. and again at 3 p.m., and it needs no fitting. Fill it before you hand it over, because he will not have a free minute to do it himself.
What does "On my parent's phone plan" mean?
The speaker admits he still shares his parents' phone bill. For a new dad the joke gets a second layer: he is a parent now and still a dependent.
Can the mug go in the dishwasher or microwave?
The product page calls the mug dishwasher and microwave safe. In the dishwasher, use the top rack and a normal cycle, and keep heavy cycles away.
How much does the mug hold?
It holds 11 oz, enough coffee for exactly one baby-free minute. Only the saying changes from design to design: the ceramic stays black and glossy and the handle stays C-shaped.
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