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Funny new dad t-shirt gifts, explained
"I drop babies" has two readings, a confession of clumsy grip and a boast from a man who has done this before, and the new dad gets to pick whichever one he fears more. "Hopefully not a father" is the hope he had the night before the delivery, and the baby in his arms is the answer. Funny t-shirts are the first gift for new dads who have stopped sleeping, and only the size needs a guess: the cotton is combed and ring-spun and the cut is unisex.
Funny gifts for new dads: t-shirt questions
What are good funny new dad shirts for the hospital?
Choose a line he can wear on the way home: "I drop babies" for the nervous one, "Hopefully not a father" for the one who has a sense of humor about it. Buy early, since the due date moves.
What does "Hopefully not a father" mean?
That is the hope a man has the night before a baby, worn after the baby arrives. The shirt puts the old hope beside the proof, which is asleep on his chest.
What does "I know the 2nd rule of fight club" mean for a new dad?
The first rule of Fight Club is that nobody talks about it, and the second rule repeats it. A new dad cannot keep that rule, because he now talks about the baby, the sleep schedule and the diaper results to anyone in range.
What size t-shirt should I buy a new dad?
Match a tee he wears to the size guide, chest width first, then length. Unisex XS to 3XL covers the dad who has been working out and the dad who has been eating the hospital snacks.
How early should I order a new dad t-shirt?
Order before the due date, because babies ignore calendars. Delivery takes 6 to 10 business days within the US, and an approved return comes back as a gift card if it is requested inside 21 days of delivery.
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