Sayings A to Z
The sayings in the store, in alphabetical order. Search for a word you remember from a bar conversation, or jump to a letter and read down. Each line opens the shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, long sleeve, hat or mug that carries it. For the cryptic ones, the famous lines, explained page has the translations.
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A
B
Barely tolerable
Being a rebel is my cause
Believe everything
Beta Retreat 2023
Big shoes...big socks
Blink twice if you need help
Born rich & depressed
Britain isn't that great
Buffalo, Beantown, USA
Built for bad decisions
But can he load a dishwasher?
But can she change the oil?
But does he put the seat down?
But does she do the laundry?
But does she put the seat down?
But is she stable?
C
Can we be frenemies?
Carpe procrastination
Cash is my preferred gift
Cashmere is G.O.A.T
Cereal eater
Chaos is my safe space
Chicago, Motor City
Chivalry is dead
Classless is in session
Color blind to red flags
Condescending is when you talk down to someone
Cool story bruh
Cows are vegan, I'm not
CULTivating followers
D
Denver, The city that doesn't sleep
Depression cures happiness
"DESIGNER"
Desperate times destructive measures
Diamonds are forever, relationships are not
Did I leave my curling iron plugged in?
Disappointment
Disappointment of the family
(Disco)Tech founder
Divorced & Desperate
Divot Daddy
DM's are my mating call
DMs full, don't bother
Do you have kids? Want mine?
Dog ate my personality
Dog mom is not friendly
Don't judge, it's my day off
Don't talk to my dog
Don't tell my mom
Don't think too much, you might hurt yourself
Don't wanna hear your sob story
Drama King
Dreams are meant to stay dreams
E
F
G
H
Hating me, doesn't make you prettier
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Have you seen my dad?
Have you seen my kid?
Have you seen my mom?
Have you seen my sanity?
Having my monthly midlife crisis
Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there
Hell is aight
Help me
Hi, I'm your imaginary friend
His favorite shirt
Hobbies are for losers
Hopefully not a father
Hopefully not a father ...again
Hopefully not a mother ...again
Houston, The Big Easy
How about you smile for me
I
I ain't this tall, just sittin on my wallet
I am a moment
I am anxiety
I bought this shirt
I cheated on my eye exam
I could be your biggest achievement or your biggest regret
I cried during The Notebook
I don't want to be fixed
I drop babies
I failed my personality test
I forgot to clear my search history
I get fomo when I'm there
I have 2 kids in case I lose one
I hit the best draws when I'm faded
I host the after-after hours
I invested in crypto, and all I got was this T-shirt
I know the 2nd rule of fight club
I know, I get it, I'm pretty.
I might be a dad
I miss the green more than I miss you
I need a life cheat code
I never aim, but I always please
I only fly private
I prefer to talk to dogs
I quit eating chicken cold turkey
I remembered to forget
I run with scissors
I see dead ghosts
I see dead people
I serve to retire
I speak emoji
I sprint marathons
I took a spill in Ibiza
I won't see you in heaven
"I'll be right back" - Dad
I'll have a ring with no engagement please
I'll work when I'm dead
I'm a rebel just because
I'm actually asleep
I'm actually friends with the DJ
I'm certain?
I'm dumber than I look, but smarter than I sound
I'm fine... now leave me alone
I'm gonna tell your mom
I'm judging you
I'm just here for the free refills
I'm lost, no reward if found
I'm more of a Samantha
I'm not settling, I'm just settling down
I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to your dog
I'm not unavailable, you're just blocked
I'm pretty sure that I'm certain
I'm really good at making bad decisions
I'm staring at you, don't make it awkward
I'm wearing a shirt
I've been right since it's been wrong
I've heard enough compliments
iBored
If Leo asks, I'm 24
If you can't arrive proper, arrive a proper disaster
If you care about animals, stop eating all their food
If you haven't met a short king ...look down
If you read this shirt you owe me a dollar
Imaginary friend
In search of chaos
In... decisive?
Introverted, don't say hi
Invisibility shirt check. Can you see me?
It's not me...it's you
It's not rocket surgery
IYKYK...(I don't know)
J
K
L
Last night survivor
Lazy Type-A Personality
Left my sanity at home
Let me explain condescending
Let's quantify normal another time
Life is like a box of expired chocolates
Life is short, so am I
Lift, Loft, Love
Light sleeper, deep thinker
Live your lie
Livin' La Vida Prenup
Living my parents' American dream
Living my worst life
Los Angeles, the Big Apple
Losing at life, but winning at solitaire
Lost boyfriend, no reward if found
Lost dad, reward if found
Lost daughter, no reward
Lost dignity, reward if found
Lost girlfriend, no reward if found
Lost hair, reward if found
Lost haystack, found needle
Lost husband, no reward.
Lost me at zodiac sign
Lost sanity, reward if found
Lost son, no reward
Lost wife, no reward.
Lost...but that's ok
Loud librarian
Love your lie
Low battery phobia
M
Mail order groom
Making bad decisions, surviving on great genes
Mansplaining is short for man explaining
Married with benefits
Math is for ugly people
Millennials are the new boomers
Money talks, and I'm fluent in it
Most humble person ever
Motorcycles are meant to be seen, not heard
Must be a you problem
My belly is an illusion
My boss thinks I'm working
My DM slide has a deep end
My dog's a "service animal"
My friends are in my head
My girlfriend's shirt
My golf balls are scuba certified
My grandma knitted this for me
My intrusive thoughts won
My life is a joke
My love runs shallow
My parents gave up on me
My personality is a disorder
My personality type is stupid
My response is always immature
My shadows banned
My shawty positions just got liquidated
My side hustle is retirement
My spirit animal got arrested
My therapist gave up
My trauma is more important
My wallet misaligned my back
My yacht sank
N
O
P
Painfully self-aware
Par-tee time
Participation prize winner
Peaked in preschool
Physically capable, emotionally unavailable
Picasso: Italian art at its finest
Please don't tell me about your side hustle
Pocket full of mulligans
Practice marriage
Pretend I'm a ghost
Pretty sure I could fly a plane
Pro meat
Procrastination feels so good
punctuation; Matter?
Punk rock ruined my life
Put a prenup on it
Q
R
S
Sad boy
Salt Lake City, Sin City
Save waves, surf crowds
Say no to microwaved fish
Scrubs; the official uniform of student debt
Seattle, The Sunshine State
Seeking validation
Send memes, not prayers
Seriously sarcastic
Seriously...not interested
She said listen...not solve
Shhh... the algorithm is listening
Should've given up sooner
Single & Happy
Single & not ready to mingle
Social experiment
Society wants to fix me
Sometimes life goes from a salad to a cheeseburger
Sometimes the answer is shut up
Sorry, I was procrastinating
SpEL CHeq
Spending my kid's inheritance
Spoiler alert.... I'm not single
Spoiler alert...I'm busy
Stay toxic
Stop climbing, start being
Summer body currently under renovation
T
Take credit, not responsibility
Techno Viking is my spirit animal
Tell your mom I say hi
The answer is no
The best jobs have no collars
The kid did not save my marriage
The Mad Putter invites you to tee time
The one that thankfully got away
The only thing I did right in marriage... was the prenup
The voices in my head don't like you
The voices in my head know something you don't
Therapy broke me
There's no crying in theater
There's no drama in theater
There's nothing that a chant can't fix
This grandpa is gonna talk
This shirt's a knockoff
Thought I was beta ...till I met you
Top of the class(less)
Trauma vomit
Traumatized
Trust fund kid
Trust fund life
Trust fund trauma
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